We know. It’s August. You’re probably still thinking about summer schedules, fall tours, and whether it’s socially acceptable to start talking about holiday swag before the Halloween candy hits the shelves. Unfortunately, the merch calendar does

We have a confession to make. We’re swag snobs. Not the eye-roll, “only luxury brands matter” kind of snobs. More like the people who pick up a hoodie and immediately check the fabric weight. The ones